The Stump Speech
As we all know, one of the great Presidents’ Day traditions is to join forces and create a moving, informative, and inspirational stump speech.
And, as we all know, a stump speech is a speech given about a tree stump.
To this end, each guest at the Presidents' Day celebration writes one sentence that they would like to contribute to the stump speech and puts it in a designated envelope, box, or upside-down top hat. The sentence can cover any point from the speech that the guest would like, including, but not limited to:
How this tree stump serves as a metaphor
The history of the tree stump
Why this particular stump is inspirational
Some jokes or puns about stumps, trees, bark, etc.
The stump speech will be compiled of all these sentences, drawn in a random order, toward the middle to end of this Presidents’ Day celebration. It will be delivered either by one designated orator or, sentence by sentence, by all the guests.
It is customary to sing and listen to Presidents' Day carols up to and on Presidents' Day.
One question that comes up time and time again is "When is too early to start listening to Presidents' Day music?" Generally, it is discouraged to listen to it before Christmas, but on and after December 25th is socially acceptable.
If you need lyrics for any upcoming neighborhood caroling outings, you can refer here to our carols section.
It is customary to dress up for Presidents' Day celebrations. Whether you go as a former commander-in-chief, vice president, first lady, second lady/gentleman, presidential pet, supporting political figure, failed presidential candidate, or chopped down cherry tree, the purpose of being in costume is to embody the people who stood before us and presided over such important acts as the one which made Presidents' Day a federal holiday.
The Cherry Tree Chop
This dance is done with feet steadily planted while mimicking chopping down a tree with an axe. It is generally done to fast music, though can be artfully done to any piece played at adagio.
The Clinton Thumb
Like a forceful thumbs up, but the thumb is at rest on its fellow fingers. In dance, this is used to make a point. If you want fellow dancers to admire your moonwalk or be in awe of your hip thrusting, pair it with a sturdy Clinton Thumb.
Pretend to tear a piece of paper in half two times, then give a thumbs down and shake your head. You must protect your constituents from bad laws and bad moves on the dance floor.