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President Taft is in the Bath

President William Howard Taft playing with his rubber duckie in the bathtub.

Hey do you know where I can find President Taft? 
We need support for a bill that we [clap] need to draft
If we get his support, it will clear a path...
I'm sorry sir, the President is taking a bath
 
He’s got soap in his hair and suds in his ‘stache
He’s got rubber duckies diving and they’re making a splash
Sloshing and soaking he gives himself a scrub
Who needs legislation when you’re playin in the tub? 
 
Excuse me, sir, it’s paramount that this bill be signed!
It’s just been passed and to be brash we’re [clap] in a bind.
This bill can save us all from loads of troubles…
I'm sorry, sir, the President is in loads of bubbles

He’s got soap in his hair and suds in his ‘stache
He’s got rubber duckies diving and they’re making a splash
Sloshing and soaking he gives himself a scrub
Who needs legislation when you’re playin in the tub? 
 
Hey there, oval officer, we need Mr. Taft 
All the work's been done we just need it autographed
It’s now or never and I mean it ain’t no joke... 
I’m sorry, sir, the President is taking a soak

He’s got soap in his hair and suds in his ‘stache
He’s got rubber duckies diving and they’re making a splash
Sloshing and soaking he gives himself a scrub
Who needs legislation when you’re playin in the tub? 

President Taft is in the Bath Karaoke
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