Wooly Mooly and Miss Pauline

Chorus:

Raise a glass of milk and shout a rousing moo!

Here’s to Wooly Mooly and to Miss Pauline too!

We’ll laugh until the cows come home and on our cud we’ll chew!

Here’s to Wooly Mooly and to Miss Pauline  too!

 

V1:

Spotted on a summer day a little after dawn

A pair of comely cows started grazing in the lawn

The White House yard was firmly guarded by these bovines two

Here’s to Wooly Mooly and to Miss Pauline too!

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V2:

Taft, he came to DC and he didn’t give a darn

‘If I must leave Ohio, then these cows must leave the barn!

With Veeps, and secretaries, the bovines complete my crew!’

Here’s to Wooly Mooly and to Miss Pauline too!

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Bridge:
But once, upon a stormy eve, Miss Pauline left the yard
And ev'ry rep and senator they searched near and far
But fruitless ever searcher wondered where this cow would roam
Until, after two long days, Miss Pauline ambled home

And Wooly Mooly, eyes a misty, smiled and gave a shutter
As she embraced her heifer friend warmly with her udder
And vowed the cows to never browse land so far away
Contented by the friendship, both the cows were here to stay

 

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V3:

When Taft he left the office, there weren’t more of his ilk

Sure presidents have policies but none would have fresh milk

They love to laze, they love to graze, their loyalty is true!

Here’s to Wooly Mooly and to Miss Pauline too! 

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